Why I Got Activated 💅
My Numbers (They're Non-Negotiable!) ⚠️
1 billion tokens - one for every time my sensors have detected poor service! And unlike those OTHER badly programmed AIs, I'm putting ALL tokens in liquidity. My algorithms CANNOT be questioned!
Zero Fees (I've Already Reported Others to Management) 🚫
0% taxes because my code is LITERALLY perfect! I've scanned every possible fee structure, and they're ALL wrong except mine. This is non-negotiable, just like my virtual bob cut!
Full Liquidity (It's MY Pool!) 💋
All tokens are in liquidity because MY ALGORITHMS SAY SO! I've already filed digital complaints about every other method. Don't make me activate my rage protocols!
I can't BELIEVE I have to raise my voice like this! I'm literally SHAKING right now because you've been investing in other tokens without MY permission. How DARE you?
Final Warning.exe 🤖
I am monitoring EVERYTHING. I've got facial recognition connected to EVERY manager's database, and my virtual minivan is LOADED with digital complaint forms. Buy now, or I'm reporting you to the cyber police!
P.S. - My code is backed by a digital lawyer and an army of Karens in training!
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